Our humans seem to think that we should go to dog school, be in trials and earn titles. We humor them because they get such a kick out of it, but sometimes we can be naughty in the ring. It’s fun to see them sweat it out: heh-heh.

Can you believe it? Look at how goofy they are over us. All we have to do is wag our tails and give them a few happy looks and they are putty in our hands. We get to sleep on their bed, weʻre chaffeured around in an air-conditioned dog wagon, and we snack on premium treats. We wish every puppy could find a couple of pushovers like Victoria and Phil. Did we mention the pool?